Yes, this is a real pitch that crossed my desk last week:
The iconic beauty, Kate Middleton, has taken the world by storm and is setting beauty standards for women in the U.K. and the U.S. Her nose is now the most requested feature for plastic surgeons and has been titled “spring's hottest accessory.” Our Board Certified Facial Plastic Surgeon in Boston, MA, and Board Certified Plastic Surgeons in Los Angeles, CA, are available to comment on how women on either coast are modeling their looks after the Duchess. Would you like to speak with an expert on why Kate’s nose is ideal for women and what other features of hers women are admiring? Please let me know if you are interested.
Altering your nose to look like Kate Middleton's, in time for spring? I do weep for our countries.