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Christmas has already come to Ralphs supermarkets, writes a reader:

I don't know if you noticed, but Ralphs is playing Christmas music in their stores and even has Christmas decorations on display. It was bad when Christmas began before Thanksgiving, but this is freaking ridiculous. When I complained to the checker about the music, she started on her "Well, here at Ralphs we want to show you that we are First In California..." speech, but then she stopped and said..."It's crazy...they want me to wear one of those stupid Santa hats..." I told her they should go on strike again. Seriously. They. Must. Be. Stopped.

What's worse, Ralphs is so far ahead, they're celebrating Christmas 2005. (Rim shot.) Seriously... can you imagine having to work through the same mix of Christmas tunes for three months straight? Fine, take away my health benefits, just please, for the love of all things decent, stop the music!