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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Roadside Paternity Testing



What, is "Maury" now casting for guests by sticking yard signs around town? Spotted in Hollywood: A sign asking, "Paternity Issues??? Let Us Help You!!"

Yup, I just learned that my baby's mama has been cheating on me, and she doesn't know who the daddy is. Yup, I'm going to call the phone number on a random black-and-white sign in the middle of the street.

"Hello, is this Maury?"

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