Not-So-Subtle Magazine Cover of the Week
"American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken, the non-threatening heartthrob of 11-year-old girls everywhere, appears on this week's Rolling Stone.
Clay wears a see-through black shirt, wind-swept at the bottom to reveal a small auburn-colored tuft of hair on his belly. With his hair done up and eyebrows perfectly trimmed, you could probably assume that the rumors are true. And the cover line? "Growing Up Clay." Hmmm.
Save your $3, here are some exciting Clay-bits the story reveals: He's scared of water, detests house cats, vastly prefers instant grits to real and bites his toenails. A Rolling Stone cover destined to be seen in junior high school lockers everywhere this fall!
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