An Apology
Don't you hate those assholes who loudly gab into their cellphones while shopping in public, as if their conversations are so important that the world needs to eavesdrop?
There was this guy at the Whole Foods Market in West Hollywood last night who just kept talking while picking out his dinner for what seemed like an eternity. It wasn't even important -- or remotely interesting stuff. Most of the time he was loudly going on about how much he loved Whole Foods. What was this, a bad commerical?
Oh yeah, that was me. Jerk. To anyone shopping at the Whole Foods between 8:15 p.m. and 8:30 p.m., I apologize.
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