Hustlin' for Media Attention
No lie, check out this press release making the rounds today from Hustler Magazine. (I blocked out his number. Sorry. I'm sure you're all fine people, but I don't need any nutjobs calling this guy and saying he got the number from this here blog.) Funniest thing I've seen in a while:
MEDIA ALERT
FOR MORE INFORMATION:
CONTACT: SEAN CARNEY
(323) 651-XXXX
Who: HUSTLER MAGAZINE is asking Americans of all denominations and faiths to join our own religious leaders.
What: To gather together to pray to God for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death
Where: Cornerstone Plaza -- 1990 S. Bundy Drive. On the corner of Bundy and LaGrange Avenue
When: Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45 PM. (National Prayer Day)
DISCLAIMER: This serious gathering will truly take place, however if O'Reilly dies, it must be God's will.
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