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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Hustlin' for Media Attention
No lie, check out this press release making the rounds today from Hustler Magazine. (I blocked out his number. Sorry. I'm sure you're all fine people, but I don't need any nutjobs calling this guy and saying he got the number from this here blog.) Funniest thing I've seen in a while:

MEDIA ALERT
FOR MORE INFORMATION:
CONTACT: SEAN CARNEY
(323) 651-XXXX

Who: HUSTLER MAGAZINE is asking Americans of all denominations and faiths to join our own religious leaders.

What: To gather together to pray to God for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death

Where: Cornerstone Plaza -- 1990 S. Bundy Drive. On the corner of Bundy and LaGrange Avenue

When: Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45 PM. (National Prayer Day)

DISCLAIMER: This serious gathering will truly take place, however if O'Reilly dies, it must be God's will.

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