Recall Mania!
Now that this goofy Gray Davis recall election has become a reality, the L.A. Examiner guys have come up with a candidate that I think we can all get behind: His name is Hank Denny. And he's Modesto's town drunk.
The Modesto Bee (why, oh why, is every paper in Central California named "The Bee"?!) profiled Denny, who fancies 40-ounce bottles of King Cobra malt liquor while drinking with pals at Tuolumne River Regional Park. Denny and friends are upset that Modesto's city council has banned the consumption of alcohol in city parks.
According to the L.A. Examiner, all it takes to get on the recall election ballot is 65 signatures and $3,500. The site will be taking donations later this week. I say we all support Denny's candidacy, and his fight to bring back alcohol to Modesto's city parks!
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