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Friday, July 18, 2003

Santa Monica: I Can't Drive 55
Blogger Tony Pierce says what we've all been thinking: It's ridiculous that the Santa Monica cops released the geriatric driver who killed 10 people Wednesday at Santa Monica's Farmers Market. Pierce writes in his busblog:

I'm going to retire in santa monica. know why? because if i decided to drive two and a half blocks through people at the farmer's market killing men women and children at 2pm, i will be able to get released by the cops and go home in time for dinner.

oh wait, im not white.

and i dont belong to the brentwood presbyterian church.

and im not kindly.

thats the only reason me and my buddy os can figure out why George Russell Weller, 86, isnt in lockdown after killing nine people, leaving 15 with critical injuries and injuring more than 50.

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