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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

News Blues
Looks like the local TV news outlets are going to have to find a way to fill their time with (shudder) real news.

According to the LAPD, car chases are dramatically down this year. In second quarter 2003, police went on 76 pursuits -- down from 202 from the same period in 2002.

LAPD officials, under new chief William Bratton, had pledged to reduce the number of pursuits it conducted.

Don't worry, I'm sure local news outlets can make up for lost time by turning their attention more toward their other favorite topics, such as porn on the internet... or police pursuits in other cities.

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