The Cubs As a Next-Door Neighbor
Should the Cubs clinch a World Series berth -- and it looks like they just might tonight -- sis Ann is gonna be none too pleased.
Ann lives right across from Wrigley Field. Seriously -- right across the street. Look out her window, and the Wrigley marquee is right there. So she's had to put up with a little more rowdiness than usual in her 'hood. Fans urinating on the front yard. Yelling out "Go Cubs!" at 3 in the morning. People on game day packed so tight that she can't get to the red line "L." That kind of stuff.
Writes Ann: I just want my parking space back! (And also for people to stop honking thier horns incessantly in the middle of the night and shouting "Woooooooo Cubs!") (Oh yeah, her landlord rents out her space on Game Days.)
My other sis, Melanie, is probably stoked tonight that the Cubs look to win... but she's also probably a tad bummed. She and her friend somehow managed to land tix for Game 7. Which, by the looks of it now, ain't happening.
Update: Oops. Never mind. Melanie, enjoy Game 7.
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