L.A.! L.A.! L.A. is on Fi-yah!
Sez the L.A. Times: California's incoming and outgoing governors toured charred areas; both appeared sobered. "They say these are the most devastating fires that have happened in the last decade," Gov.-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger said during a visit to Simi Valley. "What the firefighters are doing here is extraordinary. This is why I'm out here visiting, to let them know what great heroes they are. It kind of reminds me of the time my family was killed in a horrible fire, and I became a vigilante for justice. Wait, that was 'Collateral Damage.'"
OK. Last part was made up. But he probably said it.
Of course, Gray is no better: Davis, at Scripps Ranch in San Diego County, said he was reminded of scenes of devastation that he saw as a soldier in Vietnam. Wait, Gray? You're still here?
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