Lessons for 2004, Number One: Read the Labels In Your Bathroom
So this is how the new year is going to go: Hoping to freshen my breath this morning before going out on a walk with Mrs. Franklin Avenue, I grabbed a bottle of green stuff -- one of those hotel-size small containers -- and started gargling.
It was bath gel.
Why, oh why, would you manufacture bath gel the same color as mouthwash?
And why, oh why, didn't I stop one second to read the label?
On the bright side, my mouth is now bath gelly clean.
Happy New Year!
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