Cry for Help

This could very well be the saddest email I've ever gotten:

Dear Michael,

I would like to know how to be a contestant in 'The Swan.' I love the show and would love to change many things about my features. I used to be in the Marine Corps for 7 and a half years. I had to get out of the military due to a rare disease called difuse colonic inertia.

I have gained weight and have acne due to all of the surgeries. I see how beautiful you make these women look and used to be very pretty myself until all this stuff happened three years ago. Please let me know.

Thanks

I'm blocking out the name. Yikes. I guess I should forward this email to Fox, yes?