Go 'Nuts

It's free donut day at Krispy Kreme.

Of course, people in the Krispy Kreme Know realize that technically, every day is Free Donut Day. (Workers will generally hand you a free donut -- the "Krispy Kreme Gateway Drug," as I call it -- as you're ordering your two dozen piping hot glazed gems.)

But today, at the very least, tha K-to-tha-K is making a donation to the Salvation Army for every free donut it passes out. Do your part, dammit. And eat a free donut. Just make sure you head there after 5 p.m., when the "Hot Donuts Now" sign is flashing.