Insult to Injury

Now, I've been called a lot of things in my day... but this is just low. Check out the form letter I received yesterday:

Dear Fellow Republican,

You are among a select group of Republicans who have been chosen to take part in the official CENSUS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

Enclosed is your GOP CENSUS DOCUMENT which was assigned and prepared especially for you as a representative of all Republicans living in your voting district.

Gee, thanks, that's so nice of.... wait a sec. What did you just call me? A Republican?!

Dude, that's cold.

Are they kidding? I'd seriously consider filling out the form, just to throw off their "Census Document." But then they'd have my name permanently on file. Devious of them, hmm?

You gotta love this part of the questionnaire, however:

3. Will you join the Republican National Committee by making a contribution today?

[ ] Yes, I support the RNC and am enclosing my most generous contribution of ______.

[ ] Yes, I support the RNC, but I am unable to participate at this time. However, I have enclosed $11 to cover the cost of tabulating my survey.

[ ] No, I favor electing liberal Democrats over the next ten years.