It all suddenly makes sense. Just as her idol Madonna went a little crazy around 1990 and 1991 -- specifically when she hooked up with Rob "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle -- Britney is now working through her slutty-hooking-up-with-everyone-under-the-sun-including-a-cheesy-white-boy-wannabe-gangsta phase.
The proof courtesy
Defamer, which found this high school yearbook shot of Britney boytoy Kevin Federline. (And to the right, for reference, Mr. Ice at the height of his One Hit Wonderdom.)
I think it's safe to assume a metal-cover, softcore porn book from Brit-Brit is forthcoming.
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