Yeah, But Who's Hotter?

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Fed up with KCOP anchor Lauren Sanchez's on-air goofy and giggly antics, local TV news gadfly Ron Fineman has asked his website readers to participate in a new poll: Who is SMARTER, Lauren Sanchez or a box of rocks?

Writes Fineman (referring to a pic of Sanchez he grabbed from a recent newscast): That forced smile above comes from the following, read by Sanchez: "Something old is new again, but enough about Joan Rivers' face."

That was followed by a rim shot sound effect and a forced laugh by Sanchez. She continued, "Check out what's taking off in Iraq. Now see, I thought it was funny. They took pieces from old wrecked polish helicopters and used them to build three make-shift crop dusters. Great idea, it actually saved the country's date crop."

To show you how braindead this bimbo is when she reads, she said "polish" helicopters like she was talking about what you use to put a shine on your shoes. What she should have said was "Polish," as in helicopters made by Poland! Honest to God, do they have no pride at Fox/KCOP? Is there no level of incompetence that is too low? Is there no minimum brain power level required to anchor on KCOP?