Billy, Who Rushed Into War on Iraq Without Confirming the Existence of Weapons of Mass Destruction? "Ida Know."

Check out this actual comic (not one of those "Dysfunctional Family Circus" parodies from the web), which ran two weeks ago:

That's right. Someone must have put something in eightysomething "Family Circus" creator Bil Keane's pills. Apparently the Iraqi insurgency is supposed to be cute in the eyes of a seven-year-old.

Next up: Dolly throws on some fatigues, grabs a cigarette and talks Billy, Jeffy, PJ and Barfy the dog into playing "Abu Ghraib."

("Dolly, who stacked Billy and Jeffy into a naked pyramid and wired a leaky battery to PJ's pacifier?" "Not Me.")