Check out this actual comic (not one of those "Dysfunctional Family Circus" parodies from the web), which ran two weeks ago:
That's right. Someone must have put something in eightysomething "Family Circus" creator Bil Keane's pills. Apparently the Iraqi insurgency is supposed to be cute in the eyes of a seven-year-old.
Next up: Dolly throws on some fatigues, grabs a cigarette and talks Billy, Jeffy, PJ and Barfy the dog into playing "Abu Ghraib."
("Dolly, who stacked Billy and Jeffy into a naked pyramid and wired a leaky battery to PJ's pacifier?" "Not Me.")