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Friday, July 15, 2005

Press Release of the Day: Domestic Abuser of Rock Edition

Here's one of the weirdest press releases I've received in a while. Ike Turner -- who apparently refers to himself as the "Father of Rock 'n Roll" (yeah, that's a dysfunctional family I want no part of) -- is looking forward to a great year. Fun.



Ike Turner, The Father of Rock & Roll Maps the 2005-06 Festival Season

Rolla, MO (PRWEB) July 13, 2005 -- Ike Turner, The Father of Rock and Roll has announced his aggressive strategy for the upcoming entertainment season. He has done so for the benefit of his loyal following of fans. It is hoped that this will help his fan base be more aware of the upcoming season and other events that he has planned.

Ike Turner and the Staff look forward to a great "Blues Festival Year".

Ike Turner has also announced that he will be offering "Special Edition" CDs from his Web Site, www.ikepr.com. These will be limited edition offers that will include autographed pictures and notarized authenticity certificates. The first offering is expected before years end, 2005. These will be done on a Pre-Release basis.

Ike Turner has decided to take these steps out of gratitude and in response to the many questions that the fan base and following have been asking. It is his hope that these steps will better facilitate his loyal fans. Ike continues to thank his very loyal and dedicated fans for all of their support and following throughout his career. He is both humbled and grateful beyond words.

Press Contact: Richard A. Carden
Phone: 866-XXX-XXXX

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