Wednesday, September 21, 2005


Pat Robertson demands a correction from the folks at Dateline Hollywood: He didn't blame Hurricane Katrina on the Emmys' choice of Ellen DeGeneres as host, but rather New Orleans' sinful lifestyle. DeGeneres, he says, will meet her fate "when the Good Lord creates an earthquake centralized directly below the studio where she tapes her talk show":

(And for those of you who need a little help, it's satire -- that's s-a-t-i... you get the gist.)