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Thursday, January 19, 2006

My "Lost" Rant of the Week



To: Jack, Locke, Sawyer
From: Mike

So you three finally come face to face with the so-called "Others" -- the strangely superhuman island dwellers who hold the key to the secrets of where you are and why you're there. Wow! You must have had a ton of questions to ask them. So... what's the story? What's up with that weird smoke? The hatch? Why did they sabotage your attempts at leaving for help via a raft? Why are there so many of them? Are they a part of that weird experiment in that film you showed all of us, Locke?

What's that? You didn't ask them? Nothing? You just growled and stared at them and then grabbed Kate and left? Nice. It's not as if WE NEEDED TO KNOW ANYTHING! One of these days Hurley's going to eat one of the extras, and none of you are going to care because none of you are ever going to notice. Just watch your back.

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