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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Press Release of the Day: A Meal Fit for a Tomkat Edition



Is there truth to the rumor that Tom Cruise plans to eat the placenta that comes out along with Baby Tomkat in a few weeks? Probably not, but it makes for an excellent story -- and adds to the growing feeling that, quite simply, He Crazy.

An online betting site has even put the odds on how Cruise might scarf down the baby treat:

BON APPETIT, TOM CRUISE: ENJOY THE PLACENTA

Sportsinteraction.com Posts Odds How Tom Cruise Will Eat Baby¹s Placenta

April 18th, New York --­ Dad-to-be Tom Cruise vowed to eat his baby¹s placenta along with girlfriend Katie Holmes' umbilical cord following the birth of their child. How will he choose to prepare the meal?

Odds-makers at SportsInteraction.com, the largest and oldest online gaming site licensed in North America, posted odds today on the different ways Cruise might savor the unusual, um, food.

"I've never met Tom Cruise, but I'm pretty damned sure I wouldn't want him sitting next to me on a bus. Eating the placenta? I bet Frank Sinatra wasn't served many placenta dishes when he and Dino used go to Jilly's West," commented SportsIneraction.com vice president Anthony Munnelly.

Executives at SportsInteraction.com posted the following ³Mission Placenta² odds:

MISSION PLACENTA: HOW WILL TOM CRUISE EAT HIS BABY¹S PLACENTA?
Raw Placenta Solo (no side): 2/1
Roast Placenta: 3/1
Placenta Omlette: 6/1
Placenta Lasagna: 8/1
w/ shallots & garlic: 12/1
w/ fava beans and a nice Chianti: 14/1
w/ fries and a Big Gulp: 20/1

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