Friday Diversion: Name Our Imaginary NFL Team

New interactive Friday feature here at Franklin Avenue. Since I know you're just procrastinating at work today anyway, here's one way to still feel productive.

First up: What would you name our NFL team? (That is, if Los Angeles actually gets one.)



LAObserved reported last week of a push to name the team the "Los Angeles Celebs":

Councilman Bernard Parks heads out to Valleywood this morning to speak at the First Friday breakfast group at the Wine Bistro on Ventura Boulevard. Parks, of course, is a leader in the push to bring an NFL team to the Coliseum. To help along his effort, Jack McGrath of the Studio City Chamber of Commerce will propose naming the team after L.A.'s most world-famous export.

I'm sure one of you can come up with something better. The Los Angeles Freeways? The Los Angeles Haze? The Los Angeles Strip Malls? The Los Angeles Oki-Dogs? (That last one's for Ryan at Losanjealous.)

Add your picks in the comments. Best one wins a prize! Maybe.