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Monday, May 15, 2006

Press Release of the Day: Mary Carey for Governor Edition



One of the characters from the 2003 California recall, porn star and wannabe governor Mary Carey, is making a comeback.

Carey placed tenth out of 135 candidates (behind Gary Coleman and Larry Flynt, but well ahead of Angelyne). Her platform, you may recall, included taxing breast implants, making lap-dances tax deductible, wiring the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams and creating a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns.

It looks like voters may get another shot at voting in Carey:

CALIFORNIA GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE & ADULT STAR MARY CAREY SAN FRANCISCO CAMPAIGN STOP

Press Conference and In-Store Signing Of Latest Legend Video DVD Release ‘Mary Carey For Governor’

Mary Will ‘Shock The Vote’ Registering Voters,Gathering Signatures and Announcing Her New Political Platform

WHO: California Gubernatorial Candidate & Adult Star Mary Carey

WHAT: Press Conference & In-Store Signing

WHERE: Virgin Megastore, 2 Stockton St., San Francisco, CA 04108 (2nd Floor, Adult Section)

WHEN: Tuesday May 16th, 2006 – 6:00 PM

Adult film star, Mary Carey, has officially announced that she is running for Governor of California. She will be at the Virgin Megastore signing copies of her latest Legend Video DVD, Mary Carey for Governor, and asking for signatures to get her on the ballot. The signing will take place immediately after the press conference on the 2nd floor of the store in the Adult Area. Press Conference is at 6:00 PM SHARP.

Now, if we could only cojole Gary Coleman out of his political retirement.

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