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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

L.A.'s Cheesiest Job Promotion



Yes, yes, Los Angeles Fire Department -- I get it. You're offering up L.A.'s hottest jobs because, indeed, fire is hot.

And I guess it's better than these rejected taglines:

Don't Be a Retardant -- Join the LAFD!

The Job, the Job, the Job is on FIYAH! We Don't Need No Water, Just Join the LAFD.

Join the LAFD and GET PAID to Hang Out at Griffith Park and Catalina Island!

Join the LAFD -- Less Bullet-y Than the LAPD!

LAFD -- The "F" Stands for "Fun"! (Oh, and "Fire.")

And for the pun fans: Don't Get Hosed: The LAFD is Sounding the Siren for You to Climb Its Ladder of Success.

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