Of all the things in the world for Evan to break in a story, it had to be this thing. An incredibly ugly, blue, paint-splattered ('80s style!) ceramic
My big mistake: Taking Evan inside that crappy Critters store in Montrose. Blogger Toddler loves riding the mechanical horse and race car in front of the shop -- and at 25 cents, they're the best deal on store amusement rides around.
But this time, we ventured inside. It's truly a collection of the kind of ugly tsotchkes like, well, a blue, paint-splattered ceramic
You guess it -- the blue, paint-splattered one. The foot came off.
I thought fast. And I know some of you are gonna judge, so go ahead, judge. But I put it back on the shelf and hoped no one would see.
Don't worry, the fates intervened. And indeed, the Critters clerk did see. And demanded that I come over to the register, where she scolded me for trying to hide the evidence.
$20 later, I'm now the proud owner of a blue, paint-splattered ceramic
As for Critters, they shouldn't be too upset. Yeah, that was pretty rude of me. But they ultimately sold a crappy $20 trinket they would have never sold otherwise! (Considering its a store geared in part toward kids, why put such fragile and crappy stuff so close to the ground anyway? If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd argue they want toddlers to come in and break the otherwise unsaleable crap!)
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