Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Scenes From a 99 Cents-Only Store
Oh, wacky sex therapist Dr. Ruth, when I think of pre-school literature, I immediately think of you.
Sloppy Joe? Nah. Fancy Recipe Sloppy Joe? Sold!
Backstreet's back... for 99 cents. Alright!
Tell it like it is: If you're selling chunks of ham, tell 'em it's chunks of ham.
99 Cents-Only store -- where terrible brand extensions go to die. Licorice-flavored Mentos? Totally not the freshmaker.
Tell it like it is, Part II: "Ground and Formed Sliced Dried Beef." Wow, romance me a little more!