All I Want For Christmas Is A Play Figure In A Full-Body Cast

Here are a few real Playmobil toys we spotted at Tom's Toys in Montrose the other week. Not sure they scream "fun," but they definitely would make for some bizarre play sessions (imagine your toddler gently nursing his imaginary preemie baby back to health).


I'm not sure which is weirder: The seriously injured girl with multiple casts, or the premature baby stuck in an incubator.


She may be paralyzed from the waist down, but she still sports a smile!


Check out the facial expression on that evil nurse. Don't trust her, Beardface!