Can You Operate a CD Player? Then Do We Have a Job For You! (Oh, You Better Sound Like Kelly Ripa As Well.)

KOST's out with the old and in with the new (Amidon, left, and Ripa)

More than a month after KOST-FM canned morning co-host Kim Amidon, the station's looking for her replacement. Is "the Kelly Ripa of morning drive" code for "younger and perkier"? (And does that make her "Kathie Lee Amidon"?) Dunno, but here's the job description, as seen on Radio-Info:

On Air HOST, MORNING SHOW
KOST-FM
We're looking for the Kelly Ripa of morning drive to join longtime host Mark Wallengren! If you are opinionated, funny and witty, topical, can relate to women 25-54, be edgy but still talk in a family-friendly environment, and know the basics of radio, we want to hear from you! This is your chance to work with one of the most popular and legendary AC stations in the country. REQUIREMENTS: Formal training in radio broadcasting and min. 1 year on-air experience. Ability to operate on-air control board, CD player, and remote broadcast equipment. Knowledge of all FCC rules and regulations. HS diploma, AA or equivalent from 2-yr College or technical school preferred.
Stella Schwartz, KOST PD, 3400 W Olive Ave Ste 550 Burbank CA 91505 FAX: 818-566-6496Submitted: 01/09 EOE Deadline: 03/15/08

Lessee, I can relate to women 25-54, and I can operate a CD player... and they already call me the "Kelly Ripa of Variety." My tape's in the mail!