Getting Fat? You Could Exercise... Or Buy This

You're getting fatter. You could (A) Eat less and exercise... or (B) Add this button contraption to your pants to add an extra inch.

Thanks to the "As Seen on TV" folks, we can keep on porkin', America! And just in time for Christmas too. It may just be a cheap-o "As Seen on TV" product... but sigh, this says a lot about where we are as a people at this moment.

(Spotted at CVS.)