Trader Joe's Wants to Ruin Your Diet This Holiday

I mean, just look at the holiday goodies we've already spotted this year at Trader Joe's, and I'm sure we missed a few:

English Toffee with Nuts
European Cookies
Panettone
Edel-Marzipanstollen
Soft Gingerbread Cookies
Astounding Multi-Flavor Joe-Joes
Chocolate Drizzle Stick Cookes
Winter Wonderland Mini All-Butter Sugar Cookies
Mini Peppermint Waffle Cookies
Mini Gingerbread Men
Almond Snowman Cookies
Dark Chocolate Caramellows
Pfeffernusse German Spice Cookies
Cocoa Drizzled Kettle Corn
Dark Chocolate Triple Ginger Cookies
Dark Chocolate Stars
Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Joe-Joes
Milk Chocolate Salted Caramel Butter Cookies
Candy Cane Joe-Joes
Chocolate Hazelnut Cookies
Mini Candy Cane Cookies
Salted Caramel Nut Delights
Peppermint Baked Alaska
Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Salted Caramel Truffles
Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Truffles
Peppermint Pretzel Slims
Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Chocolate Rings with Sprinkles
Cocoa Truffles
Dark Chocolate Cashew Brittle with Sea Salt
Candy Cane "Coal"
Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel
Dark Chocolate Minty Mallows
Fleur de Sel Caramels
Cranberry Pecan Caramel Delights

Wow. Thank you, Trader Joe's. I mean... stop making me so fat, Trader Joe's.