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Friday, August 29, 2008

The Secret Diary of Desmond McTagger: UPN Taggers Caught



Remember the graffiti bombers who were tagging signs and buildings with the old UPN network logo? I wrote about them back in February 2006.

Turns out it wasn't bitter "Shasta McNasty" or "Homeboys in Outer Space" fans, but an actual crew of taggers who used the name as an abbreviation for "your property next," or "under pig's noses."

And turns out -- I hadn't noticed this until I went back right now to look at the post -- they left a couple of comments on that blog post in late 2007. One, "Droogsta," wrote:

WERE NOT A GANG OR TAGBANGERS...WERE ARTIST WERE BOMBERS...
AND YEAH IT STANDS FOR ALOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS....
UR PUSSYS NEXT
UP NASTY
UNDER PIGS NOSES
USIN PERMISSION? NAW

I gotta admit, I kinda like that "Usin Permission? Naw" one.

Now, according to KABC Channel 7, cops arrested 11 of the UPN members on Thursday.

And no, the UPN krew didn't include Dean Valentine or Lucie Salhany. The details:

Deputies staged a major bust on tagging crews in Los Angeles. Eyewitness News went along for the bust Thursday morning.

The first target was a father whose work can be seen all over a Wilshire Center neighborhood. The man's group is called "UPN." On Thursday, authorities arrested 11 of their members.

"UPN stands for either 'your property next,' or 'under pig's noses,' depending on what mood they're in. This is a tagging crew that's responsible for between $480,000 and $1 million worth of damage to the L.A. County transit system," said Commander Dan Finkelstein, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has begun cracking down on taggers recently. Earlier this summer, 24-year-old Cyrus Yazdani was arrested for allegedly painting the infamous "Buket" signs all over Los Angeles freeways.

Authorities used internet sites, like YouTube and MySpace to track down taggers. In some instances, all they needed was their signs.

"The most obvious tip is their tag, which, in a way, is them signing their name," said Commander Finkelstein. "If a bus is tagged, we can find out where this bus was tagged. And then we start working that neighborhood. And, no surprise ... street signs in that neighborhood are tagged. And then you find out that it might be this person. Go to their house ... the lawn furniture is tagged ... the thermostat is tagged."

That is similar to the type of evidence authorities found in one suspect's home on Thursday. There were pictures of his work, bus passes to places he had possibly tagged, and a gun. It was kept loaded in the same room where he sleeps with his 4-year-old daughter.




Still at large: The notorious PAX TV and DUMONT tagging gangs.

The CW to Me: "Lose My Channel Number"



Well, this is it... my final weekend in the 18-34 demographic. Marketers are going to look at me differently come Sunday. Several networks are going to drop me like yesterday's garbage, while several more older-skewing ones will now welcome me with open arms. Pharmaceutical companies want to get to know me better. Extreme energy drinks, not so much.

So how shall I celebrate my last two days as being relevant to the youth marketplace? Watch a "Gossip Girl" marathon? Chug a six-pack of Mountain Dew? Suggestions welcome.

Retro Friday: Scott Baio is 15 and Drunk



SCOTT BAIO IS... "The Boy Who Drank Too Much." Man, they sure don't make TV movies like this anymore!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Food Nibbles: Taco Trucks, U-Pick Farms and Rotisserie Chicken


(Flickr pic by cknlomein.)

Some food tidbits via the L.A. Times:

-- Tips on finding the best rotisserie chicken in Los Angeles.

Among the author's faves:

Gourmet Grill Masters: Found at farmers markets all over.

Lola's: 14851 Victory Blvd., Van Nuys, and 230 N. Brand Blvd., Glendale.

Moishe's Restaurant: In the Original Farmers Market, 6333 W. 3rd St.

The Oinkster: 2005 Colorado Blvd., Eagle Rock.

Pollo a la Brasa: 764 S. Western Ave. (at 8th Street) and 16527 S. Vermont Ave., Gardena.

Pollos El Brasero: 2281 W. Pico Blvd.

Reddi-Chick: 225 26th St., Santa Monica.

Soumarelo Fresh Mediterranean Grill: 1090 N. Allen Ave, Pasadena.

-- It's that time of year: U-Pick farms are bustling. The paper has a list of places to visit and pick those peaches, raspberries, etc.

-- L.A. County taco trucks: Saved! Carne asada for everyone!

-- One more, not L.A. Times related: You know that fall's fast approaching when the seasonal drinks start appearing at the coffee chains. I noticed this morning in line at Peet's that, yes, the pumpkin latte is back.

Partying With Trump... And the Sultan of Dubai



When you suddenly get an invite to a party thrown by Donald Trump and the Sultan of Dubai, well, you gotta go, right?

I was all set to watch the Blogger Kid on Saturday night while Maria headed off to see Donna Summer (!) at the Hollywood Bowl (and she's got a great story to tell too -- more on that later). But after receiving the Trump/Sultan invite, well, I had to call a sitter.

The event was thrown at a massive mansion in Bel Air to celebrate the launch of the Trump Intl. Hotel & Tower Dubai. It also was an opportunity for developer Nakheel and Dubai to show off their continuing plans for the region. Man made islands, countless skyscrapers, loads of pricy real estate. To say they're floating in money there -- and plowing it into some unbelievably extravagant projects -- is an understatement.

Watching the multimedia presentation hyping the future of Dubai, I felt like we'd been transported to the opening of a James Bond movie. You know -- people gathered at an expensive gala, not realizing that something secret was actually going on.

Variety's party man Bill Higgins wrote up a good roundup of the event, here's his take:

Donald Trump threw the Middle East version of a wine-and-cheese real estate showcase Saturday night when he hyped his Trump Intl. Hotel & Tower Dubai with an L.A. party full of shock and awe.

Informed estimates put the tab at $5 million-$6 million, all to show off a real estate project 8,000 miles away during the last week of August -- not exactly primetime for Hollywood movers and shakers.

The 700-guest party produced by Obscura Digital was held in a massive Bel Air property (industryites would recognize it as the late Tichi Wilkerson Kassel's estate) and featured a geodesic dome theater with models and 360-degree video projections of the Dubai project. The replica of the Trump Tower was so large, one guest quipped, "Ed McMahon could live in there."

Christina Aguilera was on hand to sing a four-song set. Also spotted: Kate Walsh, Hayden Panettiere and Omarosa. Yes, Omarosa.

I brought along my friend Leslie, who snapped some shots with her camera phone:


The Trump Tower in Dubai -- the model lights up.


The party scene


The Epcot-style dome where the mock-up of Dubai was housed


Dubai, projected above the party inside the dome

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Primetime -- Sorta -- For Villaraigosa At the Democratic Convention



A lot has been made of the fact that Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa won't have a major presence at this week's Democratic Convention. (I suppose his whole separation and dalliance with ex-Telemundo reporter Mirthala Salinas wasn't the kind of image they wanted to portray in primetime -- particularly post-John Edwards.)

Still, da mayor got some primo primetime face time on Tuesday night thanks to his strategic seat -- behind President Clinton, who seemed to be having a good time watching Hillary go attack McCain. ("No way, no how, no McCain." Brilliant.)

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Franklin Avenue Travels to Gabbaland



As promised, a recount of our trip to Yo Gabba Gabba. Last month, I managed to secure a visit to the top-secret set, where shooting for season two was winding down. Evan, clutching his Brobee doll, and cousin Jordan, grabbing a Plex toy, joined me on the trip (providing a good alibi -- uh, yeah, I'm visiting the set purely for their enjoyment).

Once there, we were ushered in by Kelly Kimball, from "Gabba" producer Wildbrain, who showed us around.

The boys were a tad hesitant at first, but everyone went beyond the call to make us feel welcome. Visually, there was much to see: Gabbaland, countless props, costumes, and of course, DJ Lance and the Gabba characters.

Me and DJ Lance. Singing and dancing to music is awesome!

We smartly turned the kids' heads as the actors in costume climbed in and out (didn't want to destroy the illusion -- to them, Brobee and Plex are as real as you and me) and we spent some time with DJ Lance, who couldn't have been nicer to the kids.

Also, the boys are still talking about Christian Jacobs, the co-creator who happens to also be Aquabats lead singer MC Bat Commander. Evan seemed to get that Christian was an Aquabat, even out of character. I tried to get Evan to sing his rockin' version of "Pool Party," but shyness prevailed.


Toodee and Plex, deep in conversation.

And now, my report:


Plex, Muno, Brobee and Toodee. They like to dance and have fun.
Deep inside a massive warehouse off the busy 60 freeway in Industry, Calif., the hippest show ever to hit the juice box demo is winding down its three-month season two shoot.

Grabbing a microphone to amplify his voice inside the massive, converted stage (that once housed a dairy plant), “Yo Gabba Gabba” co-creator Christian Jacobs is helping guide host D.J. Lance through a song about an art show.
Lance, who has replaced his trademark fuzzy orange hat with a beret for the scene, is encouraging the “Gabba” characters – a green monster named Brobee, a cat/dragon named Toodee and the red Cyclops named Muno, among others – to display their art projects, via song. Toodee’s entry isn’t, well, all that good – but Lance still cheers her work.
Foofa and Brobee strike a pose.
That’s the underlying theme of the Nick Jr. series: Keep trying, don’t give up, play hard, share with others, hugs are fun… and “don’t, don’t, don’t bite your friends.”

The messages aren't that different from Mr. Rogers or "Romper Room" (well, except maybe for that biting one). But the delivery sure is.


Foofa, Plex and Brobee.

“Yo Gabba Gabba” attracted hipster parents and their Ramones T-shirt-wearing offspring last year by mixing life lessons (Brobee scarfs down green beans and sings about the party in his tummy) with indie rock (The Shins, Cornelius), cutting-edge animation and cuddly, off-beat characters – all set to a dance beat. (Wildbrain, which is behind another Evan fave, "Higglytown Heroes," produces, along with The Magic Store.)

Decked in large Run DMC glasses, a striped jumpsuit and that oversized cap, host DJ Lance begins each episode by opening up a colorful boombox and bringing the shows character’s to life. In between songs about sharing and being nice to everyone, segments range from Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh demonstrating how to draw and rapper Biz Markie demonstrating his beat box skills.


Muno and Foofa : Future "Dancing with the Stars" contestants?
The brainchild of Jacobs (also known as Aquabats frontman “MC Bat Commander”) and Scott Schultz, “Yo Gabba Gabba” was named one of 2007’s top ten new series by Time magazine and has earned Emmy and TV Critics Assn. award noms. Of course, the show’s campy, frantic antics haven’t won over everyone.

My name is Muno, muh-Muno, Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Muno!

“Our goal has been working to really connect with both parents and their kids,” Jacobs says. “But my favorite is the one parent out of ten who finds out what I do -- and you see their face drop, as if to say, ‘Oh, you make that show? I want to kill you.’”

But for the generation of Gen X parents raised on “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” and Krofft puppets, “Gabba” has also developed a cult following – and oh yeah, their kids are watching (and humming along) too. The show’s even a hit among teens and college-age kids who aren’t exactly in the Nick Jr. demo.

At this summer’s ComiCon – not a popular toddler hangout -- DJ Lance was mobbed by teens and adults.



For season two, set to bow in September, Jacobs and Schultz have attracted a who’s who of hip celebs and bands to visit Gabbaland: Jack Black, Andy Samberg, the Roots, MGMT, The Ting Tings and “The Office’s” Melora Hardin (who teaches the “Gabba” gang how to conga) stop by.

In one recurring segment, “30 Rock’s” Jack McBrayer will offer up a joke of the day, while in one episode, Amy Sedaris plays the tooth fairy.

“We’re really trying to outdo season one,” Schultz says. Adds Jacobs, “We went a little crazy this season and had less time to do it in. It’s just been a whirlwind and we’re coming up for air. Plus, there’s no air conditioning here, so it’s like a battle in the desert.”



At least it’s most colorful desert ever, complete with a skateboard ramp, empty costumes (is that Muno’s extended family sitting over there?) and production assistants wandering around, passing out red velvet cupcakes. DJ Lance is right – Gabbaland is awesome.



As we mentioned earlier this month, YGG! merchandise is starting to make its way to Target, Toys R Us, Walmart and other retailers. Party party!

The L.A. County Fair's Got Gas



I know, it's a play on the current astronomical price of gasoline. But hmm, it also looks like the L.A. County Fair's latest ad campaign was inspired by a certain local radio DJ's quite controversial billboard:

Dunkin' Donuts Moves Closer to Los Angeles



Three years ago, we wrote that new Dunkin' Donuts owners Bain Capital planned a massive expansion of the chain -- which hasn't been seen in Los Angeles in at least 13 years.

We're still waiting to see if Dunkin' makes its way back to L.A. -- but if this NPR report is any indication, the chain plans a massive push into the American Southwest over the next few years.

According to NPR, the "nine new stores in Phoenix is just a start. Dunkin' Donuts has plans for 150 in this (Arizona) area. And 10,000 new stores in the next decade, starting in the Southwest, and then moving toward Starbucks' home territory in the Northwest."

(Thanks to SeanYoda for the link!)

Monday, August 25, 2008

KOCE Picks Up Charles Phoenix TV Show



Watch your back, Huell Howser. L.A.'s "histo-tainer" Charles Phoenix, famed for his slideshows of Americana and events like his famed "Disneyland Tour of Downtown Los Angeles," has signed on to host a new series for Orange County public broadcaster KOCE Channel 50.

The weekly "Southern CaliforniaLand" promises to celebrate all things local. From the press release:

KOCE-TV president and general manager, Mel Rogers, today announced a joint development agreement between the PBS station and pop culture lifestyle expert, Charles Phoenix. The agreement sets in motion plans for production of an engaging 30-minute weekly series that will tour Southern California and celebrate the area’s local life and style. Dubbed Southern CaliforniaLand, the series will be hosted and produced by Phoenix, and will air exclusively on KOCE-TV, KOCE-HD and the OC Channel.

“KOCE is pleased to announce plans for a lifestyle program that will showcase the real breadth and depth of the Southern California community,” said Mel Rogers, general manager and president of KOCE-TV. “We couldn’t think of a better partner to create this new program with than Charles Phoenix. His humor and quick-witted insight will help us to develop a unique and entertaining program that truly reveals the diverse and culturally rich identity of our local community.”

CaliforniaLand with Charles Phoenix will be an action-packed, fast-paced program, including highly interactive “man on the street” segments, peppered with historical facts and entertaining observations. Planned segments will take viewers on a tour of Westminster’s Little Saigon, and through an exploration of the frozen banana shops of Balboa Island. In later segments, viewers will meet Southern California’s favorite synchronized swim team, the Meraquas; as well as the fishermen of the Dory Fleet. Later, Phoenix will find the answer to what is in the time capsule buried beneath Orange Circle.

KOCE will initially broadcast 18 episodes of the show.

License Plate of the Day: Yes... Yes I Do



Mike hearts you.

(Thanks to Joe, and bonus points for managing to not run off the road while snapping this shot on the freeway.)

Friday, August 22, 2008

All I Need/Optimistic


(Flickr pic by KirstieCat.)

Franklin Avenue pal Jeff is desperate for Radiohead tickets.

Really desperate. I'll-sell-my-next-child-to-you desperate. Well, seeing how we don't want him to give away future family members, we'll help him out here. Jeff writes:

Heya World,
Just thought I'd send a blind email out there to see if I can get lucky as I'm nearing wits end...
Do you happen to know anyone with one extra radiohead ticket?
Ya know that friend of a friend who had someone cancel on them and is now stuck with an extra ticket?
Hoping for something like that...
Sunday or Monday is fine....
Preferably in a box - but I'm open to hearing whatever's out there as I'm having no luck...
Going nuts trying to find one and hoping not to pay scalper prices....

Email him at yogoldsmith@gmail.com.

Retro Friday: Orson Welles Says It's Time For Wine



"Uhhhhhhh the French!" Pity the twilight years of Orson Welles, reduced to promoting Paul Masson wine ("We will sell no wine before it's time") in a series of commercials. Above, the famous outtakes of a drunk Welles struggling to spit out his lines.

Below, a slightly more sober Welles:



(Thanks to Jon Weisman for the tip.)

The Most Amusing Passage in Andres Martinez's Lawsuit



Andres Martinez was the editorial page editor of the Los Angeles Times last year when he came up with the idea of bringing in producer Brian Grazer as a guest editor one week.

Uninspired, rather cliche idea, sure. But that's not what got him in water with the Times: Turns out Martinez was dating publicist Kelly Mullens... who happened to also do PR for Grazer. In the ensuing brouhaha, Martinez was ousted from the paper. (Again, I always thought his bigger crime was simply coming up with a hack idea. But I digress.)

Now, Martinez is suing Mullens (love on the rocks, apparently), arguing that Mullens broke her promise not to help promote Grazer's guest editorship. In response, Mullens' attorney says the lawsuit is bitter grapes, and comes out of a restraining order Mullens filed against Martinez earlier this year.

Juicy! See, this is what will sell papers, Sam Zell. Rehire Martinez pronto!

Anyway, I glanced at Martinez's lawsuit, and given the current sorry state of affairs at the Times, got a kick out of the passing line above: "then one of the most coveted jobs in American journalism." Now, in the Zell Tribune era? Not so much.

Play the Game, Win a Dumpster Baby



Fans of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, this is gonna be right up your alley. You've got two chances here in Southern California to win a coveted "Official Dumpster Baby Trophy."

If you don't know what that's in reference to, then you're not a fan of "Sunny." But if you know your stuff, FX is promoting the shpw's upcoming new season by touring college campuses and throwing a "Sunny"-themed game show to give away prizes.

In SoCal, the "It's Always Sunny" game show will hit Cal State Fullerton on Aug. 28 and San Diego State University on Aug. 29.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Maria's Thursday Three: Breakfast, the Olympics and Decals





1. Perfect Breakfast: Lately, we've been into this yogurt and granola mix for breakfast. It's a Trader Joe's combo: The market's French Village Vanilla Nonfat Yogurt, with its "Granola & the 3 Berries" mix (honey sweetend whole grain oats and whole grain wheat, wih freeze-dried raspberries, blueberrys and strawberries). It's so easy to prepare and best of all, Evan loves it.



2. Olympic Fever: Yes, we have it and as the Summer Games end, I'd like to direct you to Jenny's site, ljcfyi.com. Jenny's currently in Beijing and blogging all about it. I've read her blog for years and got excited when the company she works for sent her there to write all about it. (Pic by ljcfyi.)



3. Wall Decals: We're thinking of re-doing Evan's room and I ambitiously told Mike that I would paint some wall graphics on the wall. He correctly doubted me, 'cause I never have time for anything like that, but then I was trolling Design Sponge the other night (I make time for trolling) and saw these wall decals, my problems were solved. Trains or cars would be perfect for the room but since they have none, Evan may have to settle for the airplane.

Hey Kids, Let's Rap About The History of Recycling!



Meet the LA City mascots! Via LA City's website, today we introduce you to Robo Blue.

His "blue brothers and sisters"? Brings up an, ahem, obvious question: How does one figure out the gender of a recycling bin?

Take A Walk on the Franklin Hills Side


(Pic by the Militant Angeleno.)

Several years ago, back when we lived on Franklin Avenue, Maria and I used to frequent the steps of Franklin Hills -- specifically, Radio Walk and Prospect Walk.

The Militant Angeleno recently found this map of the Franklin Hills staircases, and checked them out for himself:

Some of these 1920s-era steps get very little use in the early 21st century, as some of them were covered in fallen leaves and cast-off tree bark. And those that do use them probably only use them to walk their dogs, as random dog droppings can be found on the steps. But looking back, the Militant treated himself to an awe-inspiring view of the hils of western Silver Lake, accented by the sight of the moon and the swirling reddish-colored stratus clouds of the dusk hour.

The Militant deems the Franklin Hills another "hidden gem" of L.A. -- and notes the "cute ladies" walking their dogs around the 'hood.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Marilyn/Spock Gets Prominent L.A. Times Display



On the front page of the LAT web site right now, a story about a recent string of robberies on Melrose over the past week. But look who pops up unannounced in their Melrose photo: That Marilyn Monroe/Spock lovechild!

Hey Kids, Let's Rap About Clogged Sewer Pipes!



Meet the LA City mascots! Via LA City's website, today we introduce you to the Grease Avenger.

The Grease Avenger, the superhero least likely to be contacted in event of emergency. Don't ask about the action figure.

License Plate of the Day: Facial Hair Edition



There can only be one... top shaver, that is.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Not Everyone Will Get a Bang Out of Y-Que's New Neighborhood Tees



Los Feliz boutique Y-Que's new line of community t-shirts has something for virtually everyone, with neighborhoods large and small (not to mention a few cities from outside L.A.) represented. (Although, I'm thinking the "South Hollywood" shirt won't be such a hot seller -- is there such a thing?)

Each of the shirts carries an icon along with the neighborhood name -- some designs generic, others purposely tied to the neighborhood mentioned. Most are harmless... but the idea of promoting the neighborhood formerly known as South Central with a gun? Hmmm...

Others, via the Y Que website (where we found all of these photos):



Boyle Heights is a little more tame, with a mariachi performer.



Vernon probably gets off easy. It's actually the subject of two different tees, here's the other one:



Burbank, meanwhile, is featured here:



Are those people flying on a plane? Can't tell.



Echo Park, represented by swans.

And then there's...



Eagle Rock.

Y-Que is located at 1770 N. Vermont; phone number is 323-664-0021.

Staycationing At The San Antonio Winery



Downtown's 90-year-old San Antonio Winery has been celebrating the food and wine of several global regions this summer, holding monthly themed festivals. In July, the San Antonio offered up a "Taste of Italy," and this past weekend we attended the winery's "Taste of the Americas."

The event included tastings of several Mexican, Chilean and Argentine wines, along with Mexican, Cuban, Peruvian, Brazilian, Chilean, Bolivian, Argentine and San Salvadoran bites. Dancers, meanwhile, presented some live entertainment. A few pics:









The tastings included San Antonio Winery's own Maddalena Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon. From Mexico, Guadalupe Valley's L.A. Cetto wines included Chenin Blanc, Chardonnay and Nebbiolo. From Chile, Tres Pinos Viognier -- which San Antonio Winery has started bottling exclusively for Trader Joe's -- was offered, along with Miguel Torres "Santa Digna" Cabernet Sauvignon. And from Argentina, the event included a Malbec and Tempranillo from Mendoza's Correntina.

San Antonio Winery is serving up one more food and wine festival event in September: The "Taste of the Mediterranean," on Sunday, Sept. 21 at 1 p.m. (I won't be able to make it -- that's the night of the Emmys. But you go suck down some wine for me.)