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Sunday, March 23, 2003

The Show Will Go On
Yes, indeed, it's Oscar Sunday. It will be a more subdued event this year, but unfortunately, the war hasn't stopped Joan Rivers. There she is, on E! Entertainment Television as we speak, gabbing away about some nonsense.
Anyway, without further ado, our picks for who will win--not who should win--tonight:
Best Picture: Chicago (Mike); Chicago (Maria)
Best Actor: Jack Nicholson (Mike); Jack Nicholson (Maria)
Best Actress: Nicole Kidman (Mike); Nicole Kidman (Maria)
Best Supporting Actor: Chris Cooper (Mike); Christopher Walken (Maria)
Best Supporting Actress: Meryl Streep (Mike); Catherine Zeta-Jones (Maria)
Best Director: Martin Scorsese (Mike); Rob Marshall (Maria)
Best Original Screenplay: "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" (Mike); My Big Fat Greek Wedding (Maria)
Best Adapted Screenplay: "The Hours" (Mike); Adaptation (Maria)

We'll find out tonight!

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