Shopping Horrors
Word to the wise this holiday season, or any time of the year, when visiting the CD store or department: Beware the public headphones.
Stuck on a pair at Barnes & Noble last night to sample a few CDs. The second I shoved those headphones on, however, the smell of cheap, heavy cologne overpowered me. Like a violently contagious virus, the smell quickly jumped from the headphones to my hair... and skin... and clothes.
I ripped off the headphones. But it was too late. I carried the scent of a 54-year-old playboy the rest of the evening. I should have known better.
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