Franklin Avenue Endorsements

With the California Primary just a week away, Franklin Avenue is proud to announce its endorsement for the Democratic presidential ticket:

John Edward!

Because how effing cool would it be to have a president who can talk to the dead? To include leaders such as Churchill and Roosevelt as advisors? Fantastic.

And who knew that, when he wasn't taping episodes of his recently canceled talk show, "Crossing Over with John Edward," he was also serving as a young senator from North Carolina?!

Franklin Avenue also urges you to vote yes on Prop 61, which bans Ryan Seacrest from accepting any more jobs in the media.

See you at the polls March 2!