Latest fun press release to come across my desk:
You're Invited to the Speedo International News Conference
TUESDAY MARCH 9, 2004
Simultaneous launches in * New York * London * Sydney *
Speedo Revolutionizes Swimwear
Ground breaking technology that will impact the world of sportswear.
Photo Op: Revolutionary Swimwear on Olympic Champions: World record holder Michael Phelps, Olympic Medalists Jenny Thompson, Lenny Krayzelburg and Amanda Beard
Pressure, 110 University Place, (12th and 13th Streets)
New York City
RSVP - LIMITED SPACE
212.688.XXXX
Alert the media! Oh wait, they did. Any ideas on the "Ground breaking technology that will impact the world of sportswear"? This is my guess, and it's only a guess: A Speedo that doubles as a Segway Human Transporter. Wow.
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