Crike--E!

Working across the street from E! gives you a chance to occasionally sight a cheesy celeb heading in to do an interview with the cable network. Such was the case today, when I walked right past famed child endangerer and 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin.

Irwin was dressed in his trademark khaki shorts and chesthair-bearing shirt. But wearing sunglasses, stepping out of a limo and surrounded by Four Seasons bag-holding publicists, it just didn't feel right. I was hoping he'd wrestle one of his handlers to the ground, grabbing their jaw and twisting their legs, but alas, a spectacle was not to be had.