Finalist, Worst Job in Hollywood

It's been ten years since you graduated college. How much do you hate life as Lindsay Lohan chews you out for forgetting that she wanted soy milk in her venti decaf mocha? Yes, Lindsay Lohan's 30-year old personal assistant wins the prize for crap job of the moment.

From this week's Entertainment Weekly:

Back in L.A., Lohan pulls up to a photo shoot in her creamy new BMW. She's trailed by her 30-year-old assistant, who runs out of the studio repeatedly to fetch the star Starbucks, chocolate, a blanket. While Lohan poses for the camera, the stylist and her two assistants cluck in admiration. "Lindsay, that dress is so hot," they say. "I cannot believe how amazing you look."